Green Apple Jolly Ranchers

Green Apple “Jolly Ranchers”

All the pucker. None of the nonsense.

Remember green apple candy?
This is what it was trying to be.

Our Green Apple Jolly Ranchers are made from 100% organic Granny Smith apples, freeze-dried to keep the bright, tart snap that makes your mouth wake up and say, “Oh… hello.”

No sugar bombs.
No neon dyes.
No mysterious chemistry set.

Just apples, doing their sharp little thing.

Why Green Apple?

Because tart is underrated.

🍏 Organic Granny Smith Apples – Naturally crisp, fiber-rich, and unapologetically tangy
🧬 Real Fruit Acids – That sour kick comes from actual apples, not lab-built flavor
💥 Candy-Like Crunch – All the Jolly Rancher vibes, none of the dental regret

What You’ll Notice

• That instant pucker (in a good way)

• Clean, bright tartness that doesn’t linger weirdly

• A crunch that feels nostalgic… then virtuous

What You Won’t Find

❌ Added sugar
❌ Artificial flavors or dyes
❌ Added oil or salt
❌ Anything your kid’s science teacher would side-eye

The Farmacy Rule

If it didn’t grow on a tree, it doesn’t belong pretending to be fruit.

• SOS-free

• Whole-food, plant-based

• One ingredient. Zero funny business.

Snack straight from the bag, toss into trail mix, or use them as proof that candy didn’t need to be invented — fruit already had it covered.

Green Apple Jolly Ranchers
Same childhood thrill. Adult-level decision making.